09 February 2003 - 02:07

FANTASTIC news for you legions of Julieclipse fans! Yes 'Clipsheads, you've been waiting years for this! Nay, you've waited your whole lives for this! Oh, you won't want to miss this. It's fun for the whole family! Bring your aunt, your step-father, your godmother, your gerbil, your second cousin, your great uncle's friends!

THIS is a true Rainy Day Entertainment. A Pastime which everyone will Appreciate. It will brighten up those sad faces and put a real Spring in your Step. You'll wonder how you got by without it! This is the best of the best. A unique experience for everyone! Never the same twice! A source of inspiration and of education! It's dolphin safe. It's mother approved. Mikey likes it!

KNOW that this is a Special Offer for Special People. The truest of the true, the bravest of the brave. You, who have been paragons of patience and good-will. You deserve a treat!

AND the best part is, it's absolutely free!

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Yes! It's true! You heard it here first! It has an updated look and feel! Expanded content! More dazzling graphics! No dead links!

All this and more! ("moral! immoral! great taste! less filling!"). IN this New, Improved, Complete, Deluxe pacakge, you get to...

• Read! Julieclipse's poetry and short stories

• See! Julieclipse's wacom-tablet sketching

• Browse! an expanded selection of Photo-graphs

• Hear! Julieclipse recite her poetry

• Learn! how to form simple sentances in the Exotic Hawaiian language

• Marvel! at the comic book produced in only 24 hours

• Explore! the Diverse presense of Dolphins on-line

• Enjoy! examples of the varied Fibre Arts

• Help! to save the world by buying Environmentally Friendly products

• Coo! at cute pictures of Fluffy chickens and a Noble canine

• Buy! fine rubber and Fetish products at a different but not altogether un-related site

• Share! this web site with all of your friends and family

• Write! to Eclipse and tell her how astounding it all is

• And much, much more!

You won't find a better deal!

BEST of all, the absolutely final official release of the already legendary and beloved Adventure game, the one and only Dragons in Chocolate Land will be on-line in mere days! You have my solemn promise and guarantee. Girl scout's honor. Watch this space.